To All New Arrivals (and those already here)

[Gerhard Melsbach]

Printed in neat squared off letters, tucked into the edge of the bulletin board.

Please report to the Infirmary as soon as you are able so that I can perform check ups and inform everyone of proper conduct here in the swamp.
DO NOT DELAY UNTIL YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL MEDICAL EMERGENCY.
The whole point of the check up is to make sure all your records are up to date so I don't end up with a corpse in my surgery from an unrecorded drug allergy.

If you do not come on your own, I will come and find you.

-Gerhard, BLU Medic

[Felicien Sauvage]

Written in obstructive chicken scratch:

"I'd be interested in a game of cat and mouse.

- Anonymous."

[Gerhard Melsbach]

Scribbled neatly under the chicken scratch, a small doodle of a tentacle wrapped around a cat. Same handwriting as the first note lies below.

Think more cat and octopus.

[Felicien Sauvage]

Underlined chicken scratch:

"Kinky."

[Gerhard Melsbach]

A frowny face is drawn under the underlined writing.